For the few of you that come here...

I thought that this would be nice to share with all of you. It's from another page I have. It is the top post on there (for now). Enjoy: Other Blog and Stuff

In other news, it is one short week before Brigham, Duce, and all the other DC losers are cut down to size once again by the RSL juggernaut. Last meals will be provided...just not by me. Mwahahahahahaha!

For brigham

Edge, this message is for you:
Dude, I know it was almost a month ago, but man, your boys with United lost to my RSL scrubs.... Let me repeat that, United LOST TO RSL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, the beauty...

Oh no! We suck again!

Once again the soccer gods have conspired to keep Real Salt Lake from winning or even tying tonight's game. It is almost comical how unlucky they are...if you can find footage of jason Kreis's shot which hit not 1 but both posts and yet somehow did not go in, watch it. It is a masterful stroke of miserable luck. You can watch in amazement as the gods put a forcefield over the goal. Amazing! Sighhh....

Understatement of the Year

So I was checking my mail on yahoo and on the main yahoo page I found this headline in the news area: "Cheney apparently breaks key hunting rule". You think? I am willing to wager that hunting rule number 1 is 'Don't shoot other people in the face'. But not being an avid hunter myself, perhaps I missed something.

Anniversary

Today is my six month anniversary with my wonderful Toribug. It has been a wonderful six months and am looking forward to spending many many more with her. She is the most wonderful person I have ever met, and I love her more with each passing day. Needless to say, I am happy today. :)

Beautiful

So I'm home fairly sick and watching TV today and on comes "Divorce Court". And the couple's names? That would be Chiffawn and L'Harry Williams. What kind of crazy fool names are those??? Just beautiful. God bless America hahahahaha

Attention (morons)

(...of course, moron is not the word actually intended for that spot, but I decided to keep it semi-family friendly....anyway...)

ATTENTION: If you are driving in dark, near white-out conditions on a busy freeway in a black vehicle that is further camoflauged by a layer of snow, for the love of God, TURN YOUR FREAKING LIGHTS ON! (this also applies to any other butt burglars driving any other color vehicle that don't feel the need to be visible, but the dark cars that you have no way of seeing are the worst)

Also, if your job is to run a snow plow, please feel free to plow the snow, not just drive around skimming 1/2" off the top of 3" of slush, ice, and snow. It works a lot better that way. Thanks.

Helpful hint of the day: Don't drop nearly full bottles of shampoo on your foot, even from small heights. It hurts. You're welcome. :) Peaceness